• Offline

Jerkus McGerkus

November 20, 2008

The Roots Flip Over in Paris

A double-decker bus carrying The Roots crashed and flipped over in Paris last night -- and after their drummer crawled out of the rubble of cereal, broken glass and bathroom fluid, he immediately blogged about it.

Hope you are too... if not, repost the questions with YOUR OWN answers and you just might feel as good as I do right now. Here are my top picks.


Enjoy!


* TOP TEN ALBUMS OF ALL TIME *


1. Steely Dan - "Aja"

2. Deftones - "Adrenalin"

3. A Tribe Called Quest - "Midnight Mauraders"

4. Radiohead - "Kid A"

5. Jimmy Eat World - "Clarity"

6. Faith No More- "Angel Dust"

7. Queens Of The Stone Age- "Songs For The Deaf"

8. Prince-"1999"

9. Rage Against The Machine - "Self Titled"

10. Tool-"AEnima"

* TOP TEN BANDS I RECOMEND TO ANYONE *

1. Knapsack

2. Deadsy

3. Dredg

4. The Veldt

5. City Sleeps

6. Team Sleep

7. Hellbender

8. The Almost

9. Failure

10. A Place To Bury Strangers

* TOP 5  FAVORITE COMEDIANS

1.  Jim Carey

2. Jerry Seinfeld

3. Chris Rock

4. Zach Galifianakis

5. Jim Gaffiga n


* TOP 5 REASONS TO NOT BUY A NICKELBACK ALBUM *

1. You will contract douche-a-litous disease upon opening the case.


2. Your taste in fashion will only get worse than it currently is at this moment.


3. The music will force you to hate Canada more than you already do.


4. If you have naturally straight hair, it will begin to curl up and shag to your shoulders.. forcing you to look like the douchebag singer.

Is that REALLY what you want?

5. Simple...It's fucking Nickelback.



*TOP 5 REASONS TO PURCHASE THE NEW RADIOHEAD ALBUM*

1. At least the money isn't going to support Nickelback.


2. If you thought your girlfriend/boyfriend breaking up with you was depressing, this will make that all seem like a picnic.


3. You can actually (almost) understand what Tom Yorke is singing.



4. Two words: Jonny Greenwood


5.  It's only $12.99 at Best Buy, which will save you a few bucks that you're gonna need to spend on the $300 tickets for the Hollywood Bowl show coming up!



Well, I had fun.... did you?

Views: 20537

Subscribers: 54

Tags