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Unlike Lamey Crackhouse, David Duchovny has said YES to rehab!!! But wait folks, this aint' no rehab for the crackies, its rehab for the pervs! Davey Dave has entered rehab for sex addiction! Hmmm...I wonder what Dr. Drew would say that stems from? Childhood? I don't even want to go there....but David, I have always thought you were a cutie, and I AM EXTREMELY proud of you for admitting that you are an addict.....that is the first step! HearNow wishes you a speedy and joyful recovery....its time to give the little guy a rest. Everybody needs a nap :) xoxo

 

Wow, look at her face. Tough Cookies! She looks like she has just thrown up in her mouth probably after seeing Nick Lachey, her ex hubby, with Vanessa Minnillo in a magazine together.  Jess is seen here performing at the Avalon Ballroom where she has tried to cross over to country music, but I think she just needs to pull the plug....like pronto! Maybe she should go be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and support her new bf, Tony Romo......Moral of the story: You are on par with Brit Brit...so take a break then mayyyyyyyybe you can have a comeback (I said maybe).

 

duh nuh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh.......oh at last, Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor reunite. Or, I should probably say that Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth are forced to put on happy faces even though they despise each other in order to refill their empty pockets with cash....at least for the first episode. And by the way, that does not even look like Kelly above in the picture...she looks like she has no lips...kind of like Audrina on  The Hills . Maybe she lost her lips to either the fire she was in, the drugs she did, the gun shots she endured, or the rape she was put through...poor Kelly. 

I truly think the new 90210 is going to be on par with Saved By The Bell: The New Class ....yup...a definite floppy flop. I think they even brought AC Slater back for that one!  I was rasied on 90210 , and I had crushes on Brandon, David, and Noah, however sometimes we need to just leave the past in the past (and coming from me who is a cancer, that says a lot!).  Will I watch the first episode?????? OBVIOSO! Moral of the story: Tune into Gossip Girl ....that IS the new 90210...but wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better! Cheers :)

I mean, GAS prices should definitely be dropped if P DIDDY can't even take his own jet and HAS to fly commercial!!!!!! What is the economy thinking? How could we let P Diddy suffer like this? Forget about all the people who have lost their homes or cannot even afford any type of transportation....HELLO DID U NOT HEAR HIM....  P DIDDY MUST FLY FIRST CLASS ON AMERICAN AIRLINES instead of his own jet!!!!!! America must make changes NOW or Diddy will be upset....and then what will watch on Tuesday nights, since he will be too sad to host Making the Band ..........Here is the poor little soul venting to the world about his torturous and painful experience of having to fly on  a commercial airline like 99% of the world...........................................

Our thoughts and prayers are with you Diddy.................................

 So, our allstat Matthew "McC's" (my new name for him cuz I cannot be bothered to spell out his whole surname) mother has come out with her very own book! Kay McC not only describes the conception of our dear Matthew, but she also tells us the truth about how her hubby and Matty's father passed away......wow.....it all makes sense now why Matty Matt is so promiscuous and kind of afraid of marriage...................................here is what Kay says about her late hubsters:

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”

And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

WOW........what a genius way to go out like that.........such a typical male.........but I think Aristotle said it best:

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies......."

Yup thats what happened........R.I.P

Wow, this  Hills spoof made me cry its so funny! Lisa Nova is a genius, take a look!!!

Audrina's lips were the best! Well done Lisa Lis!!!!!!

 Good news America!! Are you ready? Keep your pants on!!!  After slicing her foot on a mirror, our dear Kimmie Kardashian will STILL compete on ABC's next season of Dancing with the Stars !!!  Apparently, Kim used her foot to push away a broken mirror and claimed that after she cut herself, her hotel room looked like a murder scene (karma? OJ Simpson?)  Maybe Oj's ex, Nicole's ghost, showed her what it felt like.....wow that was harsh on my part.  Anyway, good luck Kimberly (and Kris since she is always in the picture, and in this case literally), we will be rooting for you and your tushy :) 

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