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September 2, 2008

Keep on doing the crack........

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Lamey Crackhouse has brain damage? Wow, I would never have guessed....but she looks so healthy!????? Here is what British newspaper the Sun reports:

"MEDICS are worried Amy’s brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose – she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.
The pal yesterday said: “The future is bleak, bleak, bleak. Mitch does everything he can to protect his daughter - but his ‘explanation’ for Amy’s hospital dash in July was just simply untrue. She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s***load of pot to suffer that severe a reaction." ( The Sun)

Ummmmmmmmm...yes the brain damage is definitely from the herbals! IT is definitely the drug that did it! Keep on doing the crack just lay off the mary jane. We love you Lames!!!!!!

Tags: Amy Winehouse Lamey Crackhouse Marijuana Crack

July 29, 2008

SAVE LAMEY CRACKHOUSE PETITION!!!!!!!!!

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Ok, now all my jokes must be put to rest! HELLLLO, is anybody out there? This poor little fig newton needs help! I know shes hard to notice since shes slowly wilting away, but please, since her own daddy cannot recognize the fact that Crackhouse is on her last legs, we as a country must save her! Last night, Lamey was hospitalized after having a small seizure to what was announced as a "reaction" to her medication. Now I know psychiatrists are so quick to put patients on meds, and strong addictive meds may I add, BUT with the added ingredient of CRACK, I am pretty sure it will cause a "reaction." All my fellow readers, lets start a petition to help LAMEY CRACKHOUSE! Please comment below if you want to save this biodegradable stick figurine. (At this point she could be Tim Burton's new model for the Nightmare Before Christmas collectable figurines, but we must convert her into the new Cabbage Patch model!) HELP!!!!!!!!

FROM to ACT NOW!!!!!

Tags: Lamey Crackhouse Amy Winehouse Figurines Nightmare Before Christmas

July 23, 2008

Lamey Crackhouse: Whats next????????

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Amy on Crack...............................................

Amy on crack on a car..............

Lamey Crackhouse on WAX!!!

Wowzers! AYBS (are you being serious)??? I think the owner of Madame Tussauds knows the same drug dealer as Amy. Why on earth would the owner want to immortalize her? The unveiling of this wax sculpture of Lamey took place in London, but Lamey forgot to show up, although her parents made it! While Crackhouse was probably out with the owner of Tussauds, lots of people showed up to see how this beautiful model would look as pseudo healthy. Her arms still look like they are about to break off, but her face atleast looks a bit more pink and full. I think her parents are wishing that "wax sculpture Amy" was reality. This way their daughter is held down and wouldnt be able to make any dumb moves (literally), but atleast she wouldn't be in jail with her winner of a husband Blake. Moral of the Story: Hide your drugs!! Be Careful!!!!! There are now TWO, I repeat TWO Lameys in this world!!!

Tags: Amy Winehouse Madame Tussauds Wax Museum Drugs

July 9, 2008

Will Lamey CrackHouse and Full House cross paths?

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"They try to make us go to rehab, but we say No, No, No!" Both CrackHouse and Full House are being encouraged to surrender already and learn how to JUST SAY NO! I meannnnn, just look at the pic above, Michelle Tanner looks possessed.....I am going to have nightmares about her! The good thing is, I don't think she has met up with Lamey at the fake and bake booth....which could mean though, that the crack is working, and there is no need to move forward. No, but in all seriousness, she is binge drinking and eating less, and probably just bottling up a lot of feelings that could also be related to the late Heath Ledger (bless him). I hope she takes the helping hand from friends and family because if she keeps digging that hole, she will also be crawling on cars in the midst of rush hour. Please check into rehab, and as uncle Jesse used to say "Capish?" (we are hoping you will still be cute and answer with "CAPISH!" or "You Got it Dude!")

Tags: Mary Kate Olsen Lamey Crackhouse Full House Amy Winehouse Rehab Crack Heath Ledger

July 8, 2008

Lamey Crackhouse has found a new addiction! The crack is wea...

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And, Lamey is onto the next drug of choice: fake and baking. I guess the crack was a gateway drug for cancer. Lamey Crackhouse is now obsessed with tanning according to sources who own a tanning salon. This poor girl, where are her friends?? Put her in cuffs and send her to Dr. Drew for some major counseling! And, MTV can film it and make money off of poor Ame's major problems. I am starting to feel really bad for Lamey. I will give her a call and take her out for a cheesburger while trying to give her some words of advice. She needs to be banned from all bars, clubs, pubs, and tanning salons! The signs on the freeway should be changed from "July 1st handsfree" to "SAVE LAMEY CRACKHOUSE!"

Tags: Amy Winehouse Lamey Crackhouse Tanning Salon Mtv Dr Drew Crack

July 2, 2008

America and its celebs get ready for its Bday Madness!

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Lamey Crackhouse has officially lost it! Is this her attempt at suicide? I mean, most people would jump off a bridge into traffic, not walk accross the street and jump on cars like you are Spiderman. Or, was this an attempt for a hot calendar booty shot? The bony look is not so hot....the guys like a little meat on the bones...so lay off the crack a little and maybe go have some drinks to put on some lbs. "They try to make me go to rehab and ..." for the love of God please say YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! Still love your music Ames, not gonna lie :) Apparently, this cave woman was walking with her pops and decided to take a leap into traffic and ask a stranger for a lift. Maybe she really did believe she was in an ambulance....I mean the red is not so far off. Good luck Lamey, just say NO....atleast for one day.

Pretty in Pink over here is paying homage to himself in this picture. Heil Kanye! Yes, we get it, you love yourself and you are the KING of HIPHOP....surrrreeee......I beg to differ, I would much rather hear Michael Jackson the real king....or Lil' Weezy :) Cocky Kanye was seen in Paris as he is teaming up with Louis Vuitton to create a women's shoe line. Ummmmm...I am speechless.....considering I truly adore his flashy outfits. Welcome to the good life.

Ashlee's bun is starting to bake in her oven. Shes got more cleavage than ever in this pic, and is not hiding it! While her sis is beefing with Pam Anderson (literally "beefing" over a shirt that says "real girls eat MEAT") and holding onto Tony Romo for dear life, Ash is happier than ever, and I am very happy for her! I like Ash, I just hope she can do something with her career...so far...outlook not so good.

Lo-dyke hit the big 2-2 today! Feliz cumpleanos to you Linds! She took the day off from the set of her film "Labor Pains" to shop with her boy/girl toy SaMANtha @ Cartier. Her big bash will be at Teddys tonight for all you starstruck Hollywoody clubbers wanting to crash it. I hope she doesn't make an ass of herself, so tonight will be the big test. I hope her "man" can keep her in check. Have a blast, I hope Dina can make the party...if not I am sure she will be having many drinks in honor of your special day. Goodnight and Goodluck!

Tags: Amy Winehouse Lamey Crackhouse Pete Wentz Ashlee Simpson Baby Bun In The Oven Kanye West Louis Vuitton Shoes Womens Footwear Pamela Anderson Jessica Simpson

June 30, 2008

Whats Goss today?

Comments: 5

JUST SAY YES....................to rehab! For the love of God, I like your music woman, but come on I still want to be able to hear your songs three years from now! Amy Winehouse sang at the Glastonbury festival this past weekend and let the crack turn her into Mike Tyson....she threw some punches while not even looking at the fan who supposively tried to "grab her hair." The cops are going to let this slide, but please Ames, DETOX is calling your name...."they try to make me go to rehab but i say ..." YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

Pretty in Orange! Victoria Beckham seen here at the George Michael's concert in Anaheim on Friday, June 27, taken by an inside source. Have a cocktail Posh, you look so stiff, you should be boogying the night away! We love you and your ridiculously beautiful hubby!

I mean....did Sury and Katie just get out of jail with these matching jail bird shirts? I know hes a scientologist and all but is it that bad at home? Poor Suri, shes so cute...do we really pick our parents according to spirituality? Katie Holmes is seen here after taking the little boo boo with her to dance lessons, how cute!

"They're great with their branding, but Speidi is going to take it to another level...I definitely want to surpass them ." (Heidi speaking about the Beckhams)

Ummmmmmmm....firstly, your little cheesy Ken doll boyfriend has ruined your career before it even started. Second, your brand is a joke!!! I mean Beckham's kids are more creative than you and your douche bag bf will ever be. Thirdly, tell Spence dogg over there that Mary Kate Olsen does not in any way need him for publicity, I think her billion dollar franchise, or even her role as Michelle on Full House got her more publicity then your Ken Doll will ever get! Fourth, Heidi please dont sing or create music videos, you are just digging a deeper hole than you and your cheeseball are already in. And finally Barbie, even though I would probably rather hang out with you than boring LC, I hope Ken was worth giving up your friends and your shot at a "job" with Mr. Sam Nazarian. I wish you loners nothing but happiness, so take your shovels, keep digging that hole, and good luck and goodnight! oh and P.S, Spencer PLEASE wipe that cheeeeeeesy smirk off your face that you constantly have while speaking to your other half, especially when its a "serious" talk. BUH-Bye!

Tags: Amy Winehouse Posh Victoria Beckham George Michaels Hearnow Drugs Fans Baby Suri Hearnow Katie Holmes Tom Cruise Speidi Spencer Heidi The Hills

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