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September 25, 2008

Angelina Jolie Doll is scary!

Wow check out the freaky Angy Doll!!!!! Brad must have nightmares!

See it Now........

August 12, 2008

Angelina JoThief?

 

Buh Bye psycho Tom! Rumour has it that Angie is swooping the part from Tom Cruise in a movie called Edwin A. Salt , a movie about a C.I.A agent who is wrongfully accused of being a Rrrusssski spy. Thus, the title of the film and the main character's name would be changed to...hmmmm........... Edwina A Salt?  

Tom's laugh in this picture looks evil. Check out the veins coming out of his forehead....while Angie is saying in this picture "who me? I would be glad to take over the role for Thomas Cruise while he keeps making time to torture his wifey and child." Angie is a bad ass....and HearNow is way more excited to see her play a C.I.A agent than Mr. Scientologist :)

 

Brangelina welcomes their twinsies into their United Nations DayCare! Angie gave birth on Saturday night and according to Angies obstetrician Michael Sussman, the couple seemed extremely happy (finally). They named the boy Knox Leon and the girl Vivienne Marcheline. Nice job on the originality....I have never heard of the name Knox, unless Angie was extremely bored one night in the hospital and decided to watch the Johnny Knoxville show? My bestfriends mother's name is Vivienne as well as my nail lady, so no brownie points there.  But serio, its time to throw in the towel, enough kids.  I love how you want to save the world but you gotta have time to give each one of them some lovn'.  Knox is going to be such a heartbreaker! I cannot wait to see these little supermodels grow up. "Stars, they're just like us, they have babies!" Wow.

 

Angie gets ready for double trouble!!! Angie gets admitted to a hospital in the South of France and gets ready to welcome two future models into the world of Branglina's United Nations Daycare.  According to a nurse at the hospital everything is going great so far.  How much will they receive for the pictures of these two Frenchies?  Probably enough to feed the whole of Africa.  Can I babysit? I charge 5 grand an hour, I think that is reasonable. Good luck! Can't wait to see these two munchkins grow up!

CELEBRITY SIGHTING :

Kim Kardashian spotted having a mommy and me day @ Beverly Hills Hotel.  I mean.....Kris....its time to take it down a notch, you are not 21 years old, go home and water the plants with your boring plastic hubby Brucey Bruce. Buh-Bye!

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