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October 22, 2008

Lil' Weezy is a daddy!

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Lil' Wayne is a Baby's Daddy. Dwayne Carter III was born today, in Cincinnati, Ohio. Whose the mamma? We just don't know....but can you imagine a LILLER' LIL WAYNEY POO running around....for surrrrrrrrre! Congrats Weezy!

Sued?

Tags: Lil Wayne Weezy Baby

July 7, 2008

Paris Hilton AKA Parrot Hilton, Copycat Connie, Repeating Ra...

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Once there was a girl name Paris Hilton who had a bestfriend named Nicole Richie. They grew up together and played together, and then Paris became a socialite and was soon in the limelight. She was soon offered a reality show called The Simple Life , and after her classy sister declined to be on the show, she offered her B.F.F Nicole a spot on the show. Before long, Nicole Richie's natural sense of humor won over America, and stoner Paris became a bit threatened. The two had a falling out, but Paris continued living on the wildside. Nicole fell for rockstar Joel Madden, got married, and had a beautiful baby. But wait a minute, what was Paris to do? Her ex B.F.F had grown up and become a classy woman who had fallen deeply in love, but yet Paris was still going from man to man, and partying like a rockstar. She could not let the storybook end in Nicole's favor. So, why not just be CopyCat Connie and just BE Nicole. Well, lucky for Paris the Parrot, Joel had another half, his twin brother. So, now as predicted, instead of competing with her now friend again Nicole, she has become her. I mean, I guess it could be funny to have a shadow constantly following you, but if i were Nicole I would be a bit freaked out. Parrot Hilton would never have given Benji a second look or thought if Nicole didn't find the brother first. But, now there is no time to wait, Parrot must get Benji to propose so they can have a child named SHARLOW....chop chop get to it Parrot....and they lived happily ever after....(well Nicole did).

Tags: Paris Hilton Nicole Richie Joel Madden Benji Madde Harlow Storybook Baby

July 3, 2008

What Hot?????????

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Brit Brit....here she is with her body guard trying to think of schematic ways to lure her ex fling Adnan Ghalib back in. Apparently he has a sex tape of her, and Brit is secretly trying to get it back by bribing him with her HOT BOD. Its probably some sick fetish tape which includes both bodies decorated in Kettle Chips, Doritos, Hershey bars, and Happy Meals. But, no on a more serious note, for Brit Brit's kid's sake, I hope Adnan comes to his senses and just bribes her with some chedda (money not cheese) so that the tape doesn't get out. Brit was also rumored to be paying a visit to her lawyer on Sunset Blvd, where all the papparazzi waited anxiously for her, but instead out came.......(see below).....

Jason Bateman and Amanda Peet....hmmmmmm ...and whose child is it? Jay Dubs? or is it Amandas? And where is his wifey wife and/or babys mama? Who really knows....but Jasey Jase is getting ready for the release of "Hancock," which is out in all theaters this weekend. Hotties Charlize Theron (and no I am not biased just because shes from my homeland) and Will Smith star in it as well....the cast sounds amazing but the story....ehhh not so much :)

Duh-Nuh Nuh-nuh, Duh-Nuh Nuh-nuh....90210 drizzzama! Buh-Bye to David Silver a.k.a Brian Austin Green. Hottie Megan Fox calls off the engagement. I think the late Aaron Spelling (bless him) came to her in her dream the other night and said "you are wayyyy to young to get married." I love the excuse she is using but age is just a number sweetheart. The fact of the matter is that you just wanna play the field a bit before you commit....so Mr. Green in other words... "shes just not that into you!" If it makes you feel better, I think you are a hottie...I can pencil you in for a date...have your peeps call my peeps.

Tags: Adnan Ghalib Britney Spears Sex Tape Megan Fox Jason Bateman Amanda Peet Baby Food Kettle Chips Brian Austin Green Aaron Spelling

July 2, 2008

America and its celebs get ready for its Bday Madness!

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Lamey Crackhouse has officially lost it! Is this her attempt at suicide? I mean, most people would jump off a bridge into traffic, not walk accross the street and jump on cars like you are Spiderman. Or, was this an attempt for a hot calendar booty shot? The bony look is not so hot....the guys like a little meat on the bones...so lay off the crack a little and maybe go have some drinks to put on some lbs. "They try to make me go to rehab and ..." for the love of God please say YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! Still love your music Ames, not gonna lie :) Apparently, this cave woman was walking with her pops and decided to take a leap into traffic and ask a stranger for a lift. Maybe she really did believe she was in an ambulance....I mean the red is not so far off. Good luck Lamey, just say NO....atleast for one day.

Pretty in Pink over here is paying homage to himself in this picture. Heil Kanye! Yes, we get it, you love yourself and you are the KING of HIPHOP....surrrreeee......I beg to differ, I would much rather hear Michael Jackson the real king....or Lil' Weezy :) Cocky Kanye was seen in Paris as he is teaming up with Louis Vuitton to create a women's shoe line. Ummmmm...I am speechless.....considering I truly adore his flashy outfits. Welcome to the good life.

Ashlee's bun is starting to bake in her oven. Shes got more cleavage than ever in this pic, and is not hiding it! While her sis is beefing with Pam Anderson (literally "beefing" over a shirt that says "real girls eat MEAT") and holding onto Tony Romo for dear life, Ash is happier than ever, and I am very happy for her! I like Ash, I just hope she can do something with her career...so far...outlook not so good.

Lo-dyke hit the big 2-2 today! Feliz cumpleanos to you Linds! She took the day off from the set of her film "Labor Pains" to shop with her boy/girl toy SaMANtha @ Cartier. Her big bash will be at Teddys tonight for all you starstruck Hollywoody clubbers wanting to crash it. I hope she doesn't make an ass of herself, so tonight will be the big test. I hope her "man" can keep her in check. Have a blast, I hope Dina can make the party...if not I am sure she will be having many drinks in honor of your special day. Goodnight and Goodluck!

Tags: Amy Winehouse Lamey Crackhouse Pete Wentz Ashlee Simpson Baby Bun In The Oven Kanye West Louis Vuitton Shoes Womens Footwear Pamela Anderson Jessica Simpson

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