• Alexei
  • Kharkov, Ukraine

Become one with the web

69 things to do on ShareNow to enter cyber nirvana

October 17, 2008

69 things to do on ShareNow to enter cyber nirvana

Stage One. Welcome to the real world. A world where anything is possible.

  1. Create an account. Desired login name? Hmmm, can't think of anything catchy at this moment, but plenty of short usernames are still available. How about you.sharenow.com?
  2. Build a cool looking presence on the web for ZERO cost. Be creative and you can make it work ”.   Meet the guy who said that.
  3. Befriended by About Us in the moment you register.   They are the gatekeepers. They are guarding all the doors and holding all the keys.
  4. Instantly receive a few comments on your page from some charming peeps.
  5. Bookmark the ShareNow home page .
  6. Subscribe to the Official Blog the beginner stuff you’ll need to progress.
  7. Get familiar with a few simple rules.
  8. Put some efforts into bringing your page to life . Play with background, text colors and layouts.
  9. Place a stupid angst - emo-ridden soundtrack on your home. Tip: you can change it later.
  10. Have a good sleep.
  11. Breakthrough  into a new dimension  with Leonardo da Share who   adhered to the harmonic layouts and   the anatomy of the   perfectly designed profile page. Or select a ready-to-use layout . It’s plug and play.
  12. Customize everything customizable.  
  13. Tag everything taggable. It helps people find your masterpieces quickly.  
  14. Use the Search option to find content and new friends. Or
  15. Browse a lifestyle to meet new friends who share your same interests.
  16. Explore featured content.
  17. Comment everything commentable.
  18. Add everything you like to your favorites while surfing.
  19. Send invites. It only takes one click . Add DJ . Add Keoni . Well, that's major boring shit. Let's do something a little more fun. How about inviting friends from your email address book? U se Control Panel for this.
  20. Upload your favorite music video, tunes, pics… Upload unlimited numbers of them. Just  click the Upload icon at the top and center of every page.
  21. Upload anything uploadable, even your iPhone.
  22. Upload multiple files using Multiple Upload .
  23. Get code for each and every media.
  24. Organize media files by folders. Example .
  25. Share your stuff . It’s all about sharing everything with anybody. Your friends they are impressed.
  26. See and be seen on message board. Use Mail > Create > Send to Message Board. 
  27. Walk thru walls. I mean ShareWalls. No kidding, I've seen my friends punch through a cyber wall
  28. Blog.   Do you know what that means?   I wanna tell you a little secret. Being the blogger is just like being in love. No one needs to tell you that you are in love, you just know it, through and through.     
  29. Incarnate yourself in different personalities i.e. uber tech geek, business, lover, rockstar and so on using the multiple profiles feature. Add up to 10 profiles to your account. Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.     
  30. Let people see what you want them so see with super duper privacy settings.
  31. Digg, mixx, stumbleupon. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the SEO is. You have to see it for yourself. 
  32.   Find out how to toggle text near icons and you're ready for the next stage.

I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole?  Move to the next level.

 

Stage Two . Boost brain power .

  1. Escape now Kinda cool but ending is very predictable – fun.
  2. Understand the intelligence that Jerkus has.
  3. Love fashion. Now .
  4. Hear now . If you don't like lyrics, you can press fast forward.
  5. Kiss a girl. You're crazy for this one !
  6. Ask Isa . Always interesting and funny for sure.
  7. Get tattooed by the High Voltage Tattoo shop owner . Good shit, huh? 
  8. Stay on top of what is going on in the LA Hitmen's owner Sonny's crazy life .
  9. Compare Swedish Glamour  with  The ShareNow International Model Search .
  10. Surprise family members  with new a pet Python ,   who is an ultra genius in all of these areas   of developing the Perfect Cyberspace. 
  11. Say Ciao to The Lord of the Splats   a.k.a The Godfather of Telecoms.
  12. Meditate .  
  13. Chat with motorcycle riders and speed freaks about high-end performance.
  14. Meet the Woot addict . Straight from Boston to your heart.
  15. "Get your microphones out and lets see you rap" . Yo!
  16. Celebritywatch . It's a verb.     
  17. Meet Gothic Lolita .  
  18. Join Jmusic movement. 
  19. Dance
  20. Serve somebody.  Save an uber , for example.
  21. Win $2500 . Or
  22. Get internship  to be a creative part of ShareNow. Or
  23. Get a dream job
  24. Study Bitchology .
  25. Find out what is “ hot, hot, hot, hotter than midday in the death valley or Jessica Alba in bikini ”.
  26. Find the new approaches to old problems.
  27. Meet the Queen of 300,000 fans.
  28. If you're only cruising by please add this guy .
  29. Put your hands up for Monte Carlo , a lovely city.
  30. Play soccer in a league. But I doubt you could keep up with them.
  31. Tell Miss Reece   why she shouldn't be single . I t is really cool that she comments her fans back and actually make an effort to talk to them.
  32. Get kisses, cumshots, and e-hearts from Crockerella .
  33. Ask Roman why everything is connected .
  34. Understand the mystery of lifestyle social networking.
  35. Send feedback to the crew. Be heard.
  36. Realize that there's no difference between your lifestyles and social networking on ShareNow.com .
  37. Share. Now. 

Comments

Posted on 10.24.08 by brice

Ok, I have to admit that I directly jump to the #69 ... I don't why actually :p

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