That's what the makers of Twilight are doing!

There's so many girlies mad over these books, its like free sex to them.

Ok, yes I have read the first Twilight book. Its crap. The author does gives a fancy description of the Edward character. But come now. Girls, there is such a man....only he is engaged to my best friend xD.

See?

Yup.

Oh, and the main reason why I hate Twilight so much is for three reasons:

1) She's making vampires comercial!

2) A vampire is a creature of seduction that lures his victims, sexes them up drains their blood and flees, noy frikkin' falls in love!

3) THEY DON'T FUCKING GLOW IN THE SUN!!!!! In what Bram Stoker or Ann Rice book do they say that vampires even enjoy it??? 'Oh this is the 21st century...vampires have a new sunscreen'. Yah, so Edward looks like he just came from a gay parade. 'omg...like..aa...i'm sparkly..ahahaaa'

God..... oh and if you are reading this and love Twilight...I'd love to hear your death threaths.

Bitch!