Surfer, Dude is basically Matthew McConaughey as a professional "Surfer" who doesn't fit into the new digital world of sports, and when he returns to catch a wave he finds the ocean is flat as a board... Seems there is a wave drought, and it's bummin' him out man... Also starring known potheads Woody Harrelson, and Willie Nelson.

I wish I was joking but, THAT is the actual concept of the film. I mean, who greenlights this crap? I seriously think there are better plots written by monkeys on the floor of their cages using their own feces.

I would say google the trailer to watch it yourself but I'd be charged as an accomplice to assault and battery. Trust me, watching more than a few seconds of this trailer is likely to do irreparable damage to your very soul.

Also, write down the names of the Executive Producers of this film. (That means they put up the money to have it made). My personal opinion is that their money would have been better spent on vasectomies. Why? Because people this stupid should not breed again. 

*Also, as a side note please look at this poster and tell me what these guys were smoking when they ran this through marketing?

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No one deserves to sit through even 2 minutes of this garbage except maybe Don Dowell, who once kicked my ass in 5th grade.

http://www.surferdudethemovie.com

Now we're even you bastard.